Dating descriptions really mean
Dating descriptions really mean - predating for mature adults
Millions of people around the world have summarised their characters, likes and dislikes in just a few lines, but some descriptions are recycled time and time again.With 1,700 online dating sites in the UK alone, it is likely you will stumble across the same old phrases.
As you probably already know, the Jungian personality sorters are intended to be a general, universal personality ID that divides people into one of sixteen distinct personality types, along axes if introverted (I) or extroverted (E), Sensing (S) or Intuitive (N), Thinking (T) or Feeling (F), and Judging (J) or Perceiving (P).You're a go-getter, all about the hustle, and you need a partner who understands that and supports your path to #Girl Boss righteousness. You're comfortable making the first move, whether that's IRL or sending the first Bumble message immediately after you match.You chill-o-meter is similar to that of Pizza Girl, but you're more of a multitasker.My life is fab = I am an overachiever and would really like to tell you all about it. I'm looking for good banter = I'm a misogynist and might insult you - in the name of humour, of course. You're a Cool Girl™ — some might call you basic, but what's wrong with that? You wait until the third or fourth date to let your freak flag fully fly, and at that point, you've already reeled 'em in with your charm and witty banter.INDEPENDENT Lying, cheating commitment-phobic scum.
I'm a bit crazy = This one time, I stayed up until ! "Work Hard, Play Harder" = Sometimes I go to the pub on a weeknight.5. I'm new to this = I look down on people doing online dating.9. I like going out and staying in = I'm a bit bored.12.
I like to stay in with a glass of wine and a DVD = I do things that humans do.3. I love travelling and want to go again = I took a gap year and haven't got a job yet.8. I love exploring the city = I'd like to start going to a different bar.11.
I like walks in the park, watching movies, and going to the pub on Sunday for roast dinner = I'm very bored.13.
Here, to help you read between the lines of adverts, CLAUDIA CONNELL brings you a handy his 'n' hers Dating Dictionary. She'll be forever showing you pictures of fluffy kittens on her mobile phone and, on your first date, will have given pet names to all your fingers before the main course arrives. Forget any silly notions of Marilyn Monroe's softly sensuous body. VOLUPTUOUS Fat and shows too much flesh in clothes two sizes too small for her. Tries to make up for her ample size by being the life and soul of the party and fails in all respects. That means he's ugly, 5ft 3in and plays snooker CUDDLY Morbidly obese. But it's doubtful many beholders will consider her beautiful. On the UK High Street it's a completely different story. Cancel a date with this girl and you'll come home to find your car has been keyed and all the sleeves have been cut off your shirts. SPORTY I watched the Olympics and play snooker for the local pub team. Best not to hang around long enough to find out whether it's pre op or post op.
A date would necessitate the removal of the roof and a whale sling. NOT INTO EMAIL TENNIS I need to secure a date as soon as possible, before you suss out what a tedious dullard I am. A woman's place is in the home and, more precisely, the kitchen - preferably cooking his meals and elbow deep in his dirty shirts. He'll order for you in a restaurant and pat you on the bottom and say 'don't you worry your pretty head about it' when you ask him about his day. Only to be pursued if you like men who moult all over your furniture. Speak slowly and clearly and always be within five minutes of a toilet.
I'm a gym rat = I want to bond over protein powder.14.